天地灵气历经千年
After millennia of nurturing, the spiritual energies of heaven and eart
孕育出一颗混元珠
produced the chaos Pearl.
它贪婪地吸食日月精华
It gluttonously siphoned the essence of the sun and the moon
力量不断增长
and its power continued to grow.
但它吸食的灵气太杂
But the energy it absorbed varied too greatly.
仙气魔气缠绕不清
Its immortal and demon energies blended together,
善恶不分
blurring the line between good and evil.
师父派我和师弟
My master sent me and a fellow disciple
前去收服
to subdue it.
对 这就是我
Yes, that's me,
万人敬仰的太乙真人
the revered taiyi zhenren.
虽有点婴儿肥
I may have a bit of baby fat,
但也掩不住我逼人的帅气
but that doesn't hide my stunning handsomeness.
混元珠
Chaos Pearl.
你今天是插…插翅难飞
You can never escape, even if you have wings.
师弟你莫吓到它了哦
No, don't scare it.
乖 到叔叔这里来
Good Pearl, come to me.
找…找死
You'll die now!
吞噬灵气
You're absorbing my energy?
你个混账娃儿 胆敢毁我英俊的容颜
Blasted child, how dare you ruin my handsome face?
你打我撒 你打我撒
Hit me with your best shot. Come on!
不打脸行不行
Not the face, okay?
师尊
- Master! - Master!
这混元珠被我炼化后
I have refined this chaos Pearl
分为灵珠和魔丸
into the spirit Pearl and demon pill.
魔丸元神坚不可摧
The demon pill's primordial spirit is indestructible.
我施了天劫咒
I have cast a curse of heavenly tribulation
三年后引天雷下凡
that will destroy the demon pill three years from now
摧毁魔丸
in a rain of lightning.
这期间需小心看管
You will need to watch over it before that time comes.
李靖乃天命之人
Li jing has been chosen by heaven.
灵珠可投胎为他第三个儿子
The spirit Pearl will be reincarnated as his third son.
这任务
I appoint this task...
便交给你吧
To you.
我昆仑十二金仙已有十一
I have found 11 of my 12 golden immortals of kunlun.
若能将灵珠培育成才
If you can nurture the spirit Pearl to greatness,
最后一个名位
the last spot...
- 就归于你了 - 多谢师尊栽培
- Will be yours. - Thank you, master!
多谢师尊栽培
Thank you, master!
灵珠降生后
Once the spirit Pearl is born,
便叫他
he shall be named
哪吒
nezha.
人逢喜事精神爽
These festive occasions are such a deligh
来 陪我喝两口
here, have a drink with me.
不用
No need.
小心
Be careful.
夫人 你也来拜拜吧
My lady, you should worship as well.
拜拜拜 都拜了三年了
Worship? I've done so for three years.
再生不出来我砸了这破庙
If the baby doesn't come out, I'll smash this temple to bits!
吾乃乾元山金光洞
I hail from the cave of golden light on mount qianyuan.
太乙真
I am taiyi...
人
Zhenren.
等等我
W ait for me!
快点
- Hurry! - Hurry!
- We won't make it. - Hurry.
李管家
Ll residence
预祝李大人喜得贵子
I'm sure it'll be a son, lord li!
Chamberlain li, I'm here to be the boy's matchmaker.
我是来给三公子说亲的
我们新作了一首曲子《灵珠降世》
We have composed a new tune called "the spirit Pearl comes".
谢谢 谢谢
Thank you.
多谢父老乡亲关爱
Thank you for your concern, friends.
还请大家稍安勿躁
Everyone, please remain calm and quiet.
静候佳音
Please wait for the good news.
静候佳音
Wait for the good news!
痛死老娘了
This pain is unbearable!
时辰快到了
The time draws near.
仙长 听说您爱喝酒
Master immortal, I heard that you liked to drink.
不看下啥时候 现在哪有闲心喝酒
This isn't the time! I can't drink right now!
给您放这儿了
I'll just leave it here.
不得空不得空 拿走拿走
I don't have time for that. Take it away.
有病嗦
Unbelievable.
哎呀 就抿一小口
Well, I'll just take a tiny sip!
该喝还是要喝哟
It shouldn't go to waste after all.
巴适
Good stuff.
剩下一点点儿也没得意思啊
There's no point in leaving a few drops.
继续喝
Bottoms up!
这药量够你睡三天了
There are enough drugs in that to make you sleep for three days.
可恶 天尊施了法
Curses! The supreme lord has cast a spell,
只有太乙拿…拿得动
so only taiyi can touch it.
李大人 仙长还不施法吗？
My lord, is the immortal casting the spell yet?
仙长 时辰到了吗？
Master immortal, is it time yet?
怎么了？
What's wrong?
仙长醉了 我想把他弄醒
The immortal is drunk. I'm trying to wake him up.
醉了
Drunk?
把酒打出来就好了
I just have to force the liquor out.
这如何使得 太失礼仪
How can you do that?
有损斯文 成何体统
This goes against all rules of etiquette.
大人 夫人挺不住了
My lord, the lady can't hold on much longer.
让我来
Let me try.
Wake up!
Take this!
我刚才好像做了个噩梦
I think I just had a nightmare.
仙长 快开宝莲吧
Master immortal, open the lotus flower.
对对对 这就开 这就开
Yes! I'll do that right away.
Open
您在 等什么
What are you waiting for?
我想不起密码了
I can't remember the password.
酒劲儿太凶 脑壳昏
That liquor was too strong. I can't think clearly.
我记得好像是
I think it was...
不要紧不要紧 还有四次机会
Don't worry, I have four more tries.
没道理啊
This can't be.
那五次都错会怎么样
What if the fifth try is wrong as well?
宝莲自动锁定
The lotus will lock itself
十年后才能再试
and we will have to try again in ten years.
大人 夫人晕过去了
My lord, the lady has fainted!
- 我再试一下 - 仙长
- Let me try again! - Master immortal!
住手
No, damn fatty!
我想起来了
I remember now.
忘记密码还可以用指纹认证撒
I can use my fingerprint as verification if I forget the password.
酒馆开业全场五折
Half off for the tavern's grand opening!
刚才就觉得你不对劲
I thought you were acting strange.
是傀儡符
It's a puppet talisman!
她也中了傀儡符
She's being controlled too!
这么想要啊
You want it so badly?
那就还你们一颗吧
Then I'll give you one back.
住手
Stop!
完了
Crap.
老爷 您来看看啊
My lord, look!
这
What...
好吓人啊
How terrifying!
逮到了
I got you!
我看你往哪…
You're not going anywhere...
住手
Stop!
暴走了
He's getting away!
日月同生 千灵重元
Power of the cosmos, weight of a thousand souls,
天地无量乾坤圈 急急如律令
boundless span of the earth, qiankun hoop, obey my command!
收
Hold!
成魔了
He has become a demon!
没法了
There's no saving him!
仙长
Master immortal!
这是魔丸转世的妖孽
This is a reincarnation of the demon pill.
我用乾坤圈才压制住他的魔性
The qiankun hoop is suppressing his demonic nature.
要是他日完全成魔
If he were to turn fully demonic,
必会大开杀戒 生灵涂炭啊
there will be a bloodbath and many lives will be destroyed!
休要猖狂
Enough of this savagery!
不要
No!
夫人
My lady!
别伤害我的孩子
Don't hurt my child!
别伤害我的孩子
Don't hurt my child!
This...
李大人
Lord li!
陈塘关世代抵御妖族
Chentang pass has stood against demons for generations.
关内百姓和妖魔不共戴天
The people in this village won't tolerate a demon in their midst.
事已至此
As the matter stands,
还望李大人以大局为重
I hope that you can consider the greater good
做军民之表率
and lead by example for the military and people.
方向错了
Wrong direction.
喜得贵子
节哀顺变
你看 你看
look!
别怕 娘在这儿
Don't be scared. Mother's here.
仙长 各位
Master immortal. Everyone.
李某人家门不幸 得子如此
My family is unfortunate to have such a son,
但孩子无辜
but the child is innocent.
他也是受害者
He is a victim too.
李某人实难就此痛下杀手
I find it hard to kill so mercilessly.
鄙人今后定将哪吒好好管教
I will teach nezha carefully
and won't allow him to set foot outside our home.
不让他出家门半步
如若他闯出祸事 我李某人
If he causes any trouble, I will ensure justice for you,
就是豁出性命也会还大家公道
even if it means forfeiting my life.
就算留他一命他也活不过三年
Even if he is spared now, he won't live more than three years.
师尊已在魔丸上下了天劫咒
The supreme lord has casted a heavenly curse on the demon pill.
三年后的今天
On this day three years from now,
天雷还是会降临取他性命
lightning will descend from the skies to take his life.
这咒我可不会解
I cannot undo the curse.
那我去求天尊解咒
Then I will ask the supreme lord to lift the curse.
你放心 有我在 孩儿不会有事
Don't worry. As long as I'm here, our child will be safe.
龙宫
来啦
You're here.
这就是灵珠
Is that the spirit Pearl?
是否注入龙蛋
If it is infused into my egg,
我儿就可获得无边神通
will my son have unparalleled powers
将来还有机会封神登天
and a chance to ascend to heaven as a deity?
不…不
You're...
不行？
Wrong?
不错
You're right!
那就好
Good.
这是我儿敖丙
This is my son, ao bing.
按照约定
As per our agreement,
我就让他拜你为师
you will be his master,
但你务必助他脱离这海底炼狱
but you must help him escape this underwater purgatory
跻身天界
and ascend to heaven.
不成
I will die...
不成？
You'll die?
成…成功便…便成仁
I will die trying!
我要证明我才是十二金仙的最佳…佳人选
I'll prove that I'm the best candidate for the 12 golden immortals.
下次你点个头就行啦
Just nod next time.
这就是虚空之门
This is the void portal.
师尊早已跳出三界外
My master is beyond the three realms
通过此门才能找到他
and can only be found through this portal.
师尊在上 弟子太乙求见
Supreme lord, your disciple, taiyi seeks an audience.
好个太乙 你可知罪
Taiyi, do you know what you have done wrong?
是是是 弟子确实有罪
Yes, I know I was wrong.
但要不是妖邪半路抢夺
But if it wasn't for a demon trying to steal...
呸 不要找借口
No excuses!
你算算你多少年没来过了
How many years has it been since your last visit?
我都要无聊死了
I was bored to death!
就知道是你
I knew it was you!
这是负责驮载虚空之门的长生云
This is Chang shengyun, the one that carries the void portal.
我们都叫它小云云
We all call it little cloud.
肥肥 小云云也是你叫的
Fatty, what did you call me?
这位是
Who is this?
闭嘴 叫我太乙真人
Shut up! Call me taiyi zhenren.
这位是陈塘关李靖李总兵
This is commander li jing of chentang pass.
幸会
Pleased to meet you.
有你们陪 哥就不寂寞啦
With your company, I will be lonely no more!
来来来 喝茶喝茶
Come! Have some tea.
天天蹲这儿驮门我容易吗我
Carrying this gate day after day is no easy feat!
都几十年没跟人聊过天了
I haven't spoken to anyone in decades.
哥都憋出病了
I'm going mad!
我们有急事求见天尊
We seek an audience with the supreme lord.
还请前辈通报一声
Please inform him of our arrival.
那可不巧了
Well, you're out of luck.
师父和灵宝天尊
He has entered the void portal
道德天尊两位师伯一起遁入虚空之门
with the lord of lingbao and the lord of daode.
说是闭关编撰 封神榜 什么的
They're compiling the investiture of the gods or something
你们找天尊啥事儿啊 说说说
why do you need to see the supreme lord? Tell me!
有人被下了天劫咒 我想求天尊解救
I want to ask for the removal of a curse of heavenly tribulation.
天劫咒？
Curse of heavenly tribulation?
那找天尊也没用了
Seeing the supreme lord won't help.
这个咒是无解的
This curse is unbreakable.
天上一天地上一年
One day in heaven is one year on earth.
我们在这儿耽搁这些时间
Much time has passed in chentang pass
陈塘关已经过了许久
in the time we have lingered here.
我们还是早点回去
We should hurry back
看能不能再为孩子做点什么吧
and see if there's anything we can do for the child.
关在府里无事干
Locked in this place with nothing to do,
翻墙捣瓦摔瓶罐
I've smashed these urns, and so high I've flown.
来来回回千百遍
Thousands of times, there's nothing new.
小爷也是很疲倦
Boy, am I weary of it too.
吒儿 你坐墙头干什么
Nezha, what are you doing up on the wall?
又不能出门又没人陪我玩儿
I can't go outside and nobody will play with me.
除了看风景我还能干啥
What else can I do besides look at the scenery?
那跟娘说说你都看到些什么风景啊
Then tell me what you see.
山啊树啊花啊草啊
Mountains, trees, flowers, and grass.
难不成看人裸奔啊？
What did you expect, a streaker?
就会说笑
You're always joking.
来 娘陪你玩儿如何？
Why don't I play with you?
得了吧
Oh, come on.
您天天不是忙着斩妖就是除魔
You're always off killing monsters and banishing demons.
今儿能见着您都是三生有幸
I'm lucky just to be able to see you today.
哪有空哄小孩儿啊
You wouldn't have time to play with a kid like me.
是 是娘的错
Yes, that was wrong of me.
其实娘也想多陪陪你啊
I want to spend more time with you,
只是肩负守卫要塞之责
but I am responsible for protecting the fortress.
娘也是分身乏术
I can't be in two places at once.
难得今天太平无事
But the world is at peace today!
我们来踢毽子如何？
Why don't we kick this shuttlecock around?
既然你那么无聊 那我就陪你玩玩儿
Since you're so bored, I guess I can play with you.
儿啊 来啰
Here, son!
夫人 要不还是把铠甲穿上吧？
My lady, perhaps you should put your armor on.
开什么玩笑
You must be joking!
陪儿子玩还穿铠甲
Wear armor while playing with my son?
踢个毽子会死人啊？
Nobody dies from kicking a shuttlecock!
娘 接着
Catch this, mother!
好嘞
All right!
娘你没事儿吧？
Are you okay, mother?
没事儿没事儿
I'm fine!
踢得好
Good kick!
还是穿上吧
Give me my armor.
我下次轻点儿
I'll hold back next time.
不 你敞开了玩儿
No, give it your all!
你们也来一起呀
Why don't you join in?
夫人 还是歇歇吧
You should rest, my lady.
不用
No need.
我还行
I'm fine.
你们看哪吒玩的多开心啊
Look at how much fun nezha is having.
好久没见他这么高兴了
I haven't seen him so happy in a long time.
可是我们不行了
- But we can't take it anymore. - But we can't take it anymore.
报
Report!
东郊渔村出现鳗鱼精
An eel spirit appeared in a fishing village
已经伤了十多人
and has injured dozens.
请求援助
We request reinforcement.
娘 接着
Catch, mother!
儿啊 要不今天就先到这儿
Son, I think we'll have to stop playing now.
娘答应你
I promise you.
下次一定陪你玩到尽兴
Next time, I'll play with you for as long as you want.
好不好
All right?
每次都是同样的话
That's what you say every time.
我早习惯了
I got used to it a long time ago.
晚上回来娘给你做好吃的？
I'll cook something delicious when I come home tonight.
我说二位
You two.
太乙仙长让你们在这里把守结界
Master immortal taiyi brought you here to guard the barrier,
不是让你们在这里当吉祥物的
not for you to be mascots.
别再放吒儿出去闯祸了行不？
Don't let nezha out to cause trouble again.
夫人放心 我管的是南面的结界
Don't worry, my lady. I guard the Southern boundary.
上次哪吒肯定是从北面逃出去的
Nezha must have escaped from the northern boundary.
放…屁
Bullshit!
北面我守得死死的
I had the northern side closely guarded.
他要出去也只能是从南面出去的
If he got out, it could only have been from the south.
那你是在怀疑我啰？
So you're saying I did it.
等真人回来后 我定要告你渎职加诬陷
Once taiyi zhenren returns, I'll tell him you blamed your negligence on me!
除了恶人先告状你还会个啥？
All you know is to tattle.
早看你不顺眼了 有种单挑啊
I can't stand you! Fight me if you dare!
来就来 谁怕谁
Fine! I'm not scared of you!
来呀 来呀
- Come on! - Come on!
- 来呀 - 二位…
- Come on! - You two.
- 来呀 - 我说二位
- Come on! - You two!
来呀
Come on!
看 看什么看
What are you looking at?
你个混…
You son of a...
泰山压顶
Body slam!
乌龙摆尾
Dragon whip!
海底捞月
Scouring the sea!
仙人摘葡萄
Immortal picking grapes!
一
One...
二
Two...
又逃出来啦
He's out again!
三
Three...
四
Four...
五
Five...
六
Six...
七
Seven...
八
Eight...
九
Nine...
十
Ten.
藏好了吗？
Are you done hiding?
受够了 我们要反击
I've had enough. We need to fight back!
老大 我们不是哪吒的对手啊
But we can't beat nezha.
Bullshit!
我们成立伏魔帮 就是为了斩妖除魔
Master taiyi brought you here to guard the barrier,
今天要想不出办法都不准回家吃饭
nobody's going home until we figure out a way!
老大 我有办法了
I have an idea!
叫你在外面放哨 进来干嘛
I told you to keep watch outside. Why did you come in?
我们可以用陷阱
We can set some traps.
陷阱？
Set traps?
你们看
Look!
吊桥上的木板被我切割过
I sawed the planks on the bridge.
哪吒走到上面就会掉下去
Nezha will fall through when he crosses it.
掉下去后就会触发第二重机关
His fall will trigger a second trap
头顶上的桶会打翻
and a bucket overhead will spill.
他只有捡起地上的锅顶头上
He will try to shield himself with a wok lying nearby,
但他万万想不到锅也是机关
but he'll never expect it to also be a trap.
他拼命跑呀跑呀跑
He will be running for his life
看到旁边有个缺口 就会情不自禁躲进去
when he spots a cranny at the side and slips right in without a thought.
接着就是
Then...
我早在树上放了条毒蛇
I placed a venomous snake on the tree.
他定然会去爬旁边的绳梯
He'll climb the nearby rope ladder,
但他不知道绳梯上还拴着个马蜂窝
but he won't know that the ladder is tied to a hornet's nest.
如果他不想被蛰成猪头
If he doesn't want to be stung,
只有跳进这个烂泥坑
he'll have to dive into this mud pit.
等他爬出来时
When he crawls out,
一定被吓得魂不附体 气得七窍生烟
he'll be scared out of his wits and have steam coming out of his ears!
以前怎么没有发现你这么聪明
I never noticed how clever you were.
小弟不聪明怎么配得上你那么帅的老大呢
How else could I be of help to someone as handsome as you?
我就爱听实话
I love hearing the truth.
不过这样未免太便宜哪吒了
But this isn't harsh enough for nezha.
我们再在泥坑里加点料
Let's add things to the mud pit.
丢些海胆进去
Throw in some sea urchins to prick him to death.
再用童子尿给他补补身体
And add some pee for nourishment.
这 会不会太惨了些呢
Maybe that's a little too mean.
惨？老被他整
Mean? He always beats us up.
有机会整他当然是越惨越好
If there's a chance to mess him up, we shouldn't hold back!
- That's right! - Mess him up!
好吧 既然你们那么坚持 我也没意见了
All right, if you insist, I won't object.
等等 计划里有个漏洞
Hold on. There's a problem with the plan.
什么漏洞？
What problem?
我们怎样才能让哪吒走到吊桥上面去呢？
How can we get nezha to cross the bridge?
简单呀
That's easy!
比如把他吓到桥上去啰
Just scare him onto the bridge.
怎么吓？
How?
这样吓啰
Like this!
童子尿是不是很补啊？
Isn't that pee nourishing?
有没有感觉神清气爽啊？
Don't you feel refreshed?
老大 老大
Achou!
他打晕了我还扒了我衣服
He knocked me unconscious and stole my clothes!
今天很过瘾
Today was really fun.
下次再找你们玩
I'll be back to play again.
你 你这个妖怪
You demon!
Diel
你刚才叫我什么？
what did you just call me?
你！是！个！妖！怪！
- You are a demon! - No!
哪吒
Nezhal
休得放肆
that's enough of your impertinence!
- 结界兽 - 在
- Boundary beasts! - We're here!
缩小结界范围
Tighten the barrier boundaries.
现在起不得让哪吒离开此屋半步
Nezha isn't allowed to set foot outside this room.
是
- Yes, my lord! - Yes, my lord!
别说了
Say no more.
这种结果当初也不是没想过
We knew this was a possibility.
都尽力了
We've done all we can.
可能这就是吒儿的命吧
Perhaps this is nezha's fate.
虽然我严令在陈塘关不得提魔丸二字
I forbade everyone in chentang pass from mentioning the word "demon,"
但百姓对吒儿始终相当抵触
but the people will always be wary of nezha.
一年来我天天忙着除妖抚民
Every day, I'm busy banishing demons and assuring the people
希望替吒儿积德
in hopes of gaining virtue on nezha's behalf.
缺少了时间陪伴
That has cost me time with him.
现在吒儿只剩两年
Nezha only has two more years left.
我们干脆辞掉官职 离开这里
We should resign from our posts and leave this place
带他游山玩水 天天陪伴他
to travel the world and spend our days with him...
直到最后
Until the very end.
哪吒这事我有责任
I am also partially responsible for nezha.
我已决定收他为徒 带他修身养性
I've decided to make him my disciple and train him
改掉魔丸恶习
to change the wicked nature of the demon pill
成为一个斩妖除魔的正义之士
and become a true warrior of justice that banishes demons.
这
But...
有必要吗？那么折腾
Is it really necessary to do all that?
最后的时光让他开开心心不是更好？
Wouldn't it be better to let him be happy in his final days?
我不想他这么浑浑噩噩过一生
I don't want him to spend his whole life not realizing his potential.
你也不想吒儿 死了都被人当妖怪吧？
You don't want nezha to be remembered as a demon, do you?
少爷 吃早饭啦
Young master, time for breakfast!
不好啦 少爷不见啦
This is bad! The young master is gone!
什么 又跑出去啦？
- What? He escaped again? - What? He escaped again?
很玄幻
Inconceivable.
不科学
It defies all reason.
快禀告老爷吧
Report this to lord li!
是是是
- Right away! - Right away!
关得住小爷的人
There isn't a person alive
还没生出来呢
who can keep me locked up.
这是山河社稷图里的世界
This is the world inside the painting of mountains and rivers.
- 胖子是你 - 住口
- Is that you, fatty? - Quiet!
叫仙长
Call me master.
给你看样好东西
Let me show you something neat.
指点江山笔
With a stroke of this landscape brush,
在图里面你想怎么改就怎么改
you can change whatever you want in the painting!
你玩什么把戏
What are you playing at?
体验一下我精心设计的保留项目
Experience this retention program that I meticulously designed,
遨游仙境
roaming through paradise!
再让你娃开开眼
Allow me to expand your horizons!
好玩吧
Isn't this fun?
从今往后
From this day forth,
你就在这图中跟我学习昆仑仙术吧
I will teach you kunlun's immortal techniques here.
还不快快磕头拜师
Aren't you going to call me your master?
拜师
Master?
你会个啥
What do you know?
好 先给你个下马威
Fine, I'll have to put you in your place.
天地无极坤极法 急急如律令
By the magic of the infinite universe, hear my command!
变
Transform!
变
Transform!
变
Transform!
此仙术叫障眼法
This immortal technique is called the disguising spell.
想学不？
Do you want to learn it?
不赖嘛
That's not bad.
能把我的样子变得威猛些吗？
Can you make me look more fearsome?
变化活物的障眼法 那都是高阶的变身术
Disguising a living creature? That's an advanced spell.
我都还不会
Even I can't do it.
你学会基础的再说
You should learn the basics first.
来来来 为师传你功法
Come, I will teach you.
简单 再教点别的呗
That's simple. Teach me something else.
障眼法是基础中的基础
The disguising spell is the most basic of the basics.
障眼法都学不会其它的你就不要学了
If you can't master that, don't bother trying anything else.
好 我分分钟学会
Fine, it'll only take me a minute to master.
急急如律令 变
Hear my command! Transform!
变
Transform!
变
Transform!
障眼法才不是基础
The disguising spell is far from basic.
我都学了半年才小成 正儿八经的高难度
It took me six months to grasp. It's an advanced spell.
你就慢慢练去吧
Take your time practicing.
《神仙的自我修养》
An immortal prepares
仙长 仙长
Master?
殷夫人你怎么来了
What are you doing here, lady yin?
我来看看吒儿
I'm here to check on nezha.
我正在教他仙术
I'm teaching him immortal techniques.
吒儿他人呢？
Where is he?
在那儿
Over there.
人呢？
Where did he go?
仙长 那是什么？
Master, what is that?
娃儿 你怎么了？
What happened, child?
儿啊 你怎么了？
My son, what happened?
这是什么？
What is this?
不是我干的 绝对不是我干的
I didn't do that! I absolutely didn't!
这怎么回事？
What's wrong with him?
有 娃儿还有脉搏
Yes, he still has a pulse.
糟了 有毒
Crap, it's venomous!
你个混账 原来是你
Little punk, it was you!
你怎么学会变身术了？
How did you master the disguising spell?
练着练着就找着窍门了呗
I practiced and got the knack of it.
我的个乖乖 一天就学会了
Good lord, he mastered it in one day?
天纵奇材
He must be a genius.
你可不可以把窍门也给我说？
Can you tell me the trick?
你再多教我些仙术我就告诉你咯
Teach me more immortal techniques and I'll tell you.
好 一言为定
All right, you have a deal!
你天生火相
Your element is fire,
我就教你控火术
so I will teach you the fire control magic.
乾三连 坤六断
Three solid for qian, three broken for kun
离为火 三为渐
li for fire, imbued with the three,
急急如律令
hear my command!
你是放火还是放屁啊？
Are you commanding fire or your farts?
我现在舌头不听使唤 念不清咒语
My tongue won't listen to me. I can't say the spell properly.
还好我裤裆里有驱毒回春丸
Luckily, I have a detoxification pill in my pants.
娃儿 我够不到
Child, I can't reach it.
你帮我拿一下要得不？
Can you get it for me?
没问题
No problem.
你藏了这么多宝贝啊
You have so many treasures stashed here!
这个长得像拖把的是啥玩意儿？
What is this thing that looks like a mop?
那是我的拂尘
That is my fly whisk.
那这金闪闪的呢？
What about this shiny golden thing?
那是火尖枪
That's the fire-tipped spear.
火尖枪哦
Fire-tipped spear?
小心不要碰到上头的机关
Be careful, don't touch the switch.
这个机关？
This switch?
好烫啊
It burns!
吒儿
- Goodness! - Nezhal
怎么又闯祸呢你
are you causing trouble again?
仙长 你怎么样？
Master, are you all right?
我是神仙 伤不了伤不了
I'm an immortal. That can't hurt me.
哪吒 还不过来拜师
Nezha, do you still refuse to call me your master?
我好授你仙术
I'll teach you immortal techniques
斩妖除魔
so you can slay monsters, banish demons,
造福苍生
and improve the lives of the people!
啥？斩妖除魔 还造福苍生？
What? Slay monsters, banish demons, and improve the lives of the people?
拜个屁的师 我什么都不学
To hell with that! I don't want to learn anything.
出口在哪儿？
Where's the exit?
要出此图
If you wish to leave this painting,
只有靠这柄指点江山笔
you will have to use this landscape brush.
我明白了
I get it now.
你们是想把我囚禁在图里吧？
You want to imprison me in this painting, is that it?
胡说个啥
Nonsense!
呆在这等仙境里能叫囚禁吗？
How can this paradise be called a prison?
这叫闭关修炼
This is focused training behind closed doors.
修炼了出去捧那些白痴的臭脚
If I train, I'll have to kiss up to those stinking idiots.
还不如在这睡大觉
I would be better off napping here.
吒儿
Nezha.
你瞒不了娘
You can't fool me.
其实你心里是想被人们接受的对不对
Actually, you want to be accepted by others, don't you?
只是因为别人的偏见让你受了委屈
But you have suffered because of their prejudice against you.
所以你才这么恨他们吧
That's why you hate them.
不是
That's not it!
少爷
Young master!
咋溜出去的啊？
How did he escape again?
少爷
Young master!
一起玩儿吗？
Do you want to play?
哪 哪吒
Nezhal
不是关在府里了吗？
wasn't he locked in his house?
怎么放出来了？
Why did they let him out?
快逃啊
Run!
妖怪去死吧 滚出陈塘关
Go to hell, demon! Leave chentang pass!
妖怪 去死
- Die, demon! - Die!
快滚
- Get out of here! - Demon!
妖怪
- Monster! - Leave us!
乖
There, there.
不要自暴自弃
Don't despair.
等你修炼好了
Once you have completed your training,
出去跟爹娘一起斩妖除魔
you can slay monsters and banish demons with me and your father
为民除害
and get rid of evil for the people.
为他们斩妖除魔
Slay monsters for the people?
做梦
In their dreams!
他们把我当妖怪
Since they think of me as a demon,
我就当妖怪给他们瞧瞧
then I'll show them what a real demon looks like!
吒儿 你…
Nezha, you...
看来如今不得不告诉你了
Looks like I'll have to tell you today.
你可知为什么人们都怕你？
Do you know why everyone is afraid of you?
你真实的身份
Your true identity...
其实是…
Is actually...
灵珠转世？
The spirit Pearl reincarnate?
对 灵珠转世
Yes, the spirit Pearl reincarnate!
所以你天生神力
That's why you were born with divine strength
别人才把你当异类
and people think you're different.
你们 骗我的吧？
Are you lying to me?
你自己想想
Think about it!
爹娘都是人
Your father and I are both humans.
怎么生得出妖怪？
How could we give birth to a demon?
那 为什么不告诉大家我是灵珠转世
Then why haven't you told everyone that I'm the spirit Pearl reincarnate?
灵珠 是元始天尊
The spirit Pearl is a secret weapon
在人间布下的秘密武器
the supreme lord sent down to the mortals.
今后要担负起 替天行道的重任
In the future, you will have the duty of exacting justice on heaven's behalf.
天机不可泄露
Heaven's secrets must not be revealed.
灵珠
Spirit Pearl?
人心都是肉长的
All humans feel sympathy.
若你待百姓如亲人
If you treat the people like your own family
善用自己的神力为他们斩妖除魔
and use your power to banish demons for them,
他们又岂会把你当妖怪？
would they treat you like a demon?
Two years later
还是不经打
No one can take my beatings.
冲动 太冲动
Impulsive, too impulsive!
放给他看看
Show him.
看这边
Look over here!
我要吃肉
I want meat!
这边
Over here!
再看这边
Now over here!
你看看你
Look at you.
为了消灭个白骨精 你误伤了多少无辜百姓
You harmed so many innocent civilians just to destroy a skeleton demon.
反正都不是真人
They aren't real people anyway.
大惊小怪
What's with all the fuss?
多次训练可以看出
From the training sessions, it is clear
你戾气太重 浮躁易怒
that you are too ruthless, flippant, and quick to anger.
仙长 收了混天绫和火尖枪
Master, take away his red armillary sash and fire-tipped spear.
在他学会控制情绪前
Before he learns to control his emotions,
不能再用这些强大的神器
he can't be permitted to use such powerful weapons.
有啥稀罕的 还你就是
Like I care! You can have them back.
仙术我都学会了
I've learned all your immortal techniques.
可以出去斩妖除魔了吧？
Now I can go and slay monsters, right?
不行
No.
从今往后你跟师父学习大打坐
From this day forth, you are to meditate with your master
学习静心养性
and learn how to calm and cultivate your mind.
啥？
What?
不就是要我学仙术斩妖除魔吗？
You wanted me to learn how to slay monsters!
我会了呀
I know how now!
凭什么不让我出去
Why won't you let me out?
没我同意 你休想出去
You aren't getting out without my approval.
脚在我身上谁拦得住
I have feet. Who can stop me?
- 啊我的笔 - 哪吒
- My brush! - Nezhal
我会让所有人刮目相看
I'll change how everyone sees me.
走着瞧
You'll see!
海味儿吃腻了
I'm sick of seafood.
偶尔得换换口味才能营养均衡
Sometimes, you have to switch it up for a balanced diet.
妖怪 放开那条狗
Demon, let go of that dog!
- 哪儿来的小屁孩儿 - 直奔主题
- Where did this little brat come from? - Let's cut to the chase!
我
别跑
Don't you run!
出来
Come out!
给我出来
Get out here!
- What's going on? - What's happening?
哪吒
Nezhal
站住
hold on!
都给我睁大眼睛等着
Stand there with your eyes wide open!
出来 快出来
Come out! Come out now!
不出来
You're still hiding?
控火术
Fire control magic!
着火啦不得了啦
Fire!
哪吒发疯啦
Nezha has gone mad!
哪里逃
Where are you running to?
小妹 接着
Girl, catch this.
哪 哪吒抢人啦
Nezha kidnapped her!
到了海里我看你们谁还能抓得住我
Nobody can catch me in the seal!
方圆一里的海面已被我冻结
I've frozen the sea half a mile out.
你逃不掉的
You can't escape.
妖怪 放开那女孩
Demon, let that girl go.
来者何人
Who are you?
小孩儿躲远点 我来救你妹
Stay back, child. I'll save your sister.
你妹
Screw you!
不束手就擒还等什么？
Aren't you going to surrender?
忏悔吧
Feeling regretful yet?
这妖怪我先看到的 你一边儿排队去
I saw this demon first! Get in line!
小 小鬼 你干什么
Little rascal, what are you doing?
你一边儿呆着 我收拾完他再来打你
Stand aside. I'll deal with you once I'm done with him.
哪儿来的混小子
Where did you come from, little punk?
在我面前就没人帅得起来
No one can be cooler than me when I'm around.
妖怪
Demon!
放开那女孩
Let the girl go!
看来你不是普通孩子
Looks like you're no ordinary child.
再来
Try again.
松口 松口
Let go!
我叫你松口
I said, let go!
头上还长角
You have horns?
啥玩意儿
What is this?
啥情况
What's happening?
看看你们四周吧
Look around you.
多谢你们给我时间发挥出真正实力
Thank you for giving me time to unleash my full potential.
不是逞英雄吗？
Didn't you want to play the hero?
不是打妖怪吗？
Weren't you going to slay me?
我先在就吃了她
I'll eat her right now!
气死我了
Damn you!
有种再和小爷大战八百回…
Fight me 800 times if you dare!
你完蛋了
You're done for.
泡泡都是我的口水做的
It's my saliva that makes those bubbles.
当然也能把你石化了
Naturally, it will petrify you too.
下辈子投胎别再多管闲事
Maybe you shouldn't be so nosy in your next life!
有种你进来呀
Come if you dare!
少侠饶命
Spare me, young warrior!
扰我一命给你解药
I'll give you the antidote!
解药？
Antidote?
放心 管够
Don't worry, this will be enough.
还大蒜味儿的
It tastes like garlic!
好了
I'm better already.
那他们怎么办 嘴都石化了怎么喝
What about them? They can't open their mouths.
内服外敷效果都一样
It works the same, taken internally or applied externally.
啥？
What?
你咋不早说
Why didn't you say so earlier?
你也没问过我呀
You didn't ask.
不用太厚
It doesn't need to go on too thick.
对 均匀些
Right, spread it evenly.
轻柔的按摩和拍打加快毛孔吸收
Massage gently and pat in for faster absorption.
让肌肤光华水嫩有弹性
It even makes the skin smooth and supple.
站住
W ait.
少侠饶命
Please spare me!
我上岸来也就是想偷条狗
I came to shore just to take a dog.
我真的一个人都没吃啊
I didn't eat a single person.
你已交了解药 我不会伤你
You've given up the antidote, so I won't hurt you.
但今后若再为非作歹
But if you ever do harm in the future,
我定惩不饶
I won't spare you again.
不敢不敢不敢
I won't.
喂 小鬼
Hey, little rascal.
咋地 你还想打？
What? Do you want to fight again?
- 你不是我对手 - 啥？
- You're no match for me. - What?
我不是你对手？
I'm no match for you?
来来来 再来再来
Come, then. Let's go again.
多谢救命之恩
Thank you for saving my life.
也多谢你救了这个小姑娘
And thank you for saving this girl.
我向来恩怨分明
I know kindness from hatred.
今日之恩他日定全力以报
I will repay the kindness you showed me today.
小事小事
It was nothing.
替天行道是使命
I was just following the will of heaven.
斩妖除魔我最擅长
I'm the best at slaying monsters.
你不怕我吗？
Aren't you afraid of me?
小哥哥 打妖怪
You beat up that demon.
你 怎么了？
What's wrong?
没事儿 没事儿 沙子里面进眼睛了
Nothing. I just got eyes in my sand.
是眼睛里面进沙子了吧？
You mean you've got sand in your eye.
让我看看 我帮你吹吹
Let me see. I'll blow it out for you.
丢人丢到家了
This is so embarrassing!
好啦好啦
Fine, I admit it.
从小到大除了娘还是第一次
This is the first time anyone has played with me
有人愿意陪我踢毽子
besides my mother.
所以我很激动 好笑吧
So I got emotional! Go ahead, laugh.
我们是朋友了
We're friends now.
以后你想踢毽子随时可以来海边找我
If you want to play, just come to the beach to find me.
只要听到这个海螺声 我定千里来相会
When I hear the sound of this conch, I will come from wherever I am.
哦 对了 我叫敖丙 你呢？
Right, my name is ao bing. What's your name?
我叫哪吒
My name is nezha.
有人来了
Someone's coming.
啥？
What?
就是 哪吒 抓走了 小妹
Nezha was the one who kidnapped my sister!
小妹
Girl!
- 小妹 - 小妹你怎么样啊
- Girl, are you all right? - My girl.
小哥哥 打打打
He hit and hit and hit
妖怪嘭嘭
and the demon went boom!
哪吒 为什么抓我小妹
Nezha, why did you kidnap my sister?
胡说八道
Nonsense!
要不是我打败了妖怪 你妹早被吃了
If I hadn't defeated the demon, she would've been eaten.
哪里有妖怪
Where is the demon?
你看到没有
Did you see it?
你看到没有
Did you see it?
你在侮辱我们的智商吗？
Are you insulting our intelligence?
- 对 - 告给李大人听
- Yes! - We'll tell commander li
- 让他给我们做主 - 你赖不掉
- and see what he thinks! - You won't get away with this!
把你关起来 不准你再出来作恶
You should be locked up so you can't do any more evil!
好 好 好
Fine.
妖怪 滚回家去
Run back home, demon!
再说一遍试试
You want to say that again?
阿丑
Achou!
妖怪伤人啦
The demon is attacking!
打死你 打死你个妖怪
We'll kill you, demon!
师父在此
Your master is here.
不得伤人
Do not hurt others.
痛痛痛痛痛
That hurts!
哪吒
Nezhal
李大人
lord li!
哪吒烧毁村庄
Nezha burned down the village,
绑架孩童 殴打村民
kidnapped a child, and beat up the villagers.
您来给我们评评理
You must be the judge for us!
让你们再胡说八道
Bullshit! I'll teach you to spout lies!
吒儿 不可
Nezha, no!
李大人 您务必将他关起来
Lord li, you have to lock him up.
不能再放出来啊
You can't let him out again.
把他关起来 关到死为止
Have him locked up until the day he dies!
李大人要给我们做主啊
- That's right! - Lord li, you have to control him.
父王 师父
Father. Master.
今日功…功课如何
How was today's assignment?
弟子运转了七轮小周天 四轮大周天
I made seven lesser revolutions and four greater revolutions.
新习得冰河飞泉和寒霜残雪
I learned to make icy rivers, Cliffside Springs, frost, and snow.
冰玉九天已练到了七重天
I have reached the seventh level of ninth heaven ice Jade.
另外 弟子在海边还结交了一个朋友
Also, I made a friend on the beach.
交…交朋友
What? A friend?
你可知你身份还不能暴露
You know that you can't reveal your identity yet!
他虽是人族
He is human,
但并不在意我的身份还把我当朋友
but he doesn't care who I am and thinks of me as a friend.
他是什么人？
Who is this person?
他叫哪吒
His name is nezha.
冤家路窄…窄啊
What a small world.
你居然碰上魔丸了
You actually met the demon pill.
难道…
You mean...
哪吒 就是魔丸
Nezha is the demon pill.
等了三年了
We have waited for three years.
天劫降临之日
The day the heavenly tribulation occurs
魔丸会大开杀戒
and the demon pill begins a massacre
那就是你拯救陈塘关
will be the day you save chentang pass
名正言顺成为灵珠之时
and be rightfully known as the spirit Pearl.
魔丸 真的是十恶不赦吗？
Is the demon pill truly wicked beyond redemption?
上古时代
In times of antiquity,
我龙族曾是叱咤风云的百鳞之长
the almighty dragon clan once ruled over all sea creatures.
后来归顺天庭
At the heavenly court's request,
镇压了海中无数妖兽
we subdued countless demon beasts in the ocean,
才得封龙王
and I was bestowed the title of the dragon king.
你可知这是什么地方？
Do you know what this place is?
龙宫啊
The dragon palace.
这火山熔岩下镇压的
Beneath the magma of this volcano
全是当年我协助天庭击败的海底妖兽
are all the underwater beasts that we helped the heavenly court defeat.
呵呵 美其名曰是龙宫
The name dragon palace may sound nice,
其实是天牢啊
but in reality, it is a prison.
我们如果离开这里
If we were to leave this place,
失去神力镇压的妖兽都将脱狱而出
all the monsters would be free from divine supervision and escape.
我们是半步都离不开啊
We can't set foot outside this palace.
龙毕竟是妖兽出生
Dragons were born from monsters after all,
哪能得到天庭的信任
and couldn't possibly gain the heavenly court's trust.
龙王这个官职
This position as dragon king
镇住的不仅是海底妖兽
doesn't just keep the ocean monsters imprisoned.
我们龙族也被永远禁锢在了天牢里
Our kind is also eternally imprisoned in this heavenly jail.
儿啊
Son.
灵珠是龙族等待千年的机会
Our kind has waited a millennium for a chance like the spirit Pearl.
再过一年
In another year,
我就能彻底炼去你头上的龙角
I will be able to completely remove your horns from your head
隐藏你龙族的身…身份
and hide your identity as one of the dragons.
你只有在封神大战中建功立业
Only by achieving great deeds in the battle of the gods,
封神登天
being deified and ascending to heaven,
才有机会将龙族 带离这海底炼狱
will you have a chance to free the dragons from this underwater purgatory.
你的成败关乎全族命运
The fate of our clan depends on your success.
切莫被假象蒙蔽了心智
Don't let yourself be fooled by an illusion.
我是小妖怪
I am a demon,
逍遥又自在
a roaming and free one.
杀人不眨眼
I kill without blinking
吃人不放盐
and eat people without thinking.
一口七八个
I eat eight at a time
肚子要撑破
until my belly is as round as a lime.
茅房去拉屎
I sit on the crapper,
想起忘带纸
but I forget the toilet paper.
少爷 你三天没吃饭了
Young master, you haven't eaten in three days.
吒儿 你要闹到什么时候啊？
Nezha, how long will you keep this up?
别烦我
Leave me alone.
让我一个人安静地死去
Let me die in peace alone.
生活你全是泪
I'm nothing but a burden to you.
你不是最喜欢踢毽子吗？
Why don't we play your favorite game?
Being alive just makes me blue.
没死就得活受罪
娘来陪你踢毽子呀
越是折腾越倒霉
The more I try, the more goes awry.
师傅最近在山河社稷图里设计了个新项目
I designed a new project
- 越有追求越悲催 - 叫云霄穿梭
- it all looks bleak the more I seek. - Called riding the clouds.
- 垂死挣扎你累不累 - 来体验下撒
- The struggle is so weary, - Come try it out.
不如瘫在床上睡
I might as well just stay asleep.
吒儿 十天后就是你三岁生辰
Nezha, your third birthday is in ten days.
陈塘关的百姓都要来给你庆生哟
The people of chentang pass want to celebrate with you.
啥？
What?
他们盼着给我奔丧我信
I believe they would celebrate my death.
来给我庆生？哼
But my birthday?
海夜叉 身强力壮善水遁
The sea yaksha is strong and adept at fleeing by water.
唾沫能石化活人 最是难缠
Its saliva can petrify and is most difficult to deal with.
上次的误会已经解开了
The misunderstanding has been cleared.
是你打跑了妖怪
They know you drove off that demon.
就是就是
That's right!
大家给你庆生是为了感谢你打败了海夜叉
Everybody wants to thank you for defeating the sea yaksha.
对对对 都说名师出高徒
Yes! Great teachers produce brilliant students.
那帮白痴才反应过来啊
Those morons finally get it.
我都懒得搭理他们
I can't be bothered with them.
提前准备下哦
Make sure you're ready.
烦
You're so annoying!
你为何提起生辰宴？
Why did you bring up his birthday celebration?
自从你骗他是灵珠
Ever since you lied to him and said he was the spirit Pearl,
他快乐了两年
he has been happy for two years.
最后的日子只要能让他开心
As long as he can be happy in his final days,
我就不在乎真假
I don't care if we have to lie.
可是
But...
百姓都恨不得把哪吒关起来
The commoners want to lock nezha up.
回来参加生辰宴？
Will they come to the celebration?
这事儿就交给我吧
Let me handle that.
我看过 那时他手上残留的黏液
The slime I saw on his hands really was from the yaksha.
确实是夜叉的
The slime I saw on his hands really was from the yaksha.
我会在生辰宴上还吒儿清白
I will clear nezha's name at the celebration.
可是
But...
在陈塘关当了这些年总兵
I have been commander of chentang pass for years.
情面还是有些的
Some people owe me favors.
我挨家挨户磕头也要把大家求来
I'll get them to come, even if I have to grovel.
放心吧
Don't worry.
找我什么事儿？
What do you need?
老是神出鬼没的
You always pop up out of nowhere.
十天后是我生辰宴
My birthday party is in ten days.
陈塘关所有人都会来给我庆生
Everyone in chentang pass will be celebrating with me.
我怕你找不到 画了张地图
Look, I drew you a map so you wouldn't get lost.
李府很好找
The li residence is easy to find.
也是 你会来吧？
That's true. You'll come, right?
- 我… - 我什么我
- 1... - Why are you hesitating?
其他人不来都无所谓 就你不能不来
I don't care if nobody else comes, but you have to come!
为什么？
Why?
因为你是我唯一的朋友啊
Because you're my only friend.
你也是我唯一的朋友
You're also my only friend.
你还有没有什么心愿？
Do you have any other wishes?
你救过我一命
You saved my life,
我竭尽所能也会替你完成
so I will do everything I can to make them come true.
心愿？
Wishes?
心愿就是你来参加我的生辰宴
My wish is for you to come to my birthday party!
好
All right.
一言为定 我等你哦
It's a deal! I'll be waiting for you.
别忘了哦
Don't forget!
知道了
I won't.
Invitation
敖丙
Ao bing.
该出发了
It's time to go.
且慢
W ait.
父王
Father!
父王 您这是？
Father, what are you doing?
儿啊
Son,
全体龙族
all the dragons
已将身上最硬的龙鳞给了你
have plucked off their toughest scales for you.
这万龙甲坚不可摧
This dragon scale armor is impenetrable.
就靠你啦
It's all up to you now.
别苦着脸 笑起来
Don't look so sad. Smile.
笑
Smile!
你们奏哀乐呀？
Are you playing for a funeral?
李大人叫我们什么时候出去啊？
When does lord li want us to go outside?
等信号
Wait for the signal.
哦
Okay.
还是加个披风气派
A cape adds more style.
帅
Stunning!
当…当块裹尸布正好
It's a good shroud for a corpse.
谁？
Who's there?
我…我是你师
I'm your...
哪儿来的妖怪
Where did you come from, demon?
停 停 停
Stop!
我…我是你师叔
I'm your master's peer.
你叫那个申什么来着？
Your name is shen something, right?
申公…公……
Shen gong...
申公公你来干嘛？
What are you doing here, shen gonggong?
是申公…公豹
It's shen gongbao!
我是来告诉你真实的身世的
I'm here to tell you about your true identity.
我的身世？
My identity?
事到如今
To this day,
你还被蒙在鼓里呢
you have been kept in the dark.
有请小寿星
Let's welcome the birthday boy!
小哥哥
Nezhal
徒儿啊 今天是你的生辰
Nezha, it's your birthday.
猜为师给你备了什么礼物啊？
Guess what gifts I got you.
火尖枪 混天绫
Fire-tipped spear and red armillary sash!
为师今天就传给你
I hereby pass these on to you.
还有重礼哦
There's one more important gift.
从今后它就是你的坐骑了
This shall be your mount.
来 摸一下
Here, touch it.
这可是我最爱的宝贝
This is my most cherished treasure.
它能根据主人的特质 变成不同的坐骑
It can turn into different mounts based on its owner's characteristics.
在你那儿它就变成风火轮了
With you, it turns into wind and fire wheels!
那在你那儿咋就是头猪呢？
So why is it a pig with you?
臭小子 转眼就三年
You little devil, three years have gone by so fast.
想当初你还是娘肚子里一颗红烧狮子头
Back then, you were just a lumpy meatball in my belly.
现在都长成有鼻子有眼的帅小伙了
Now you've become a little man.
娘真想看着你长大
大喜的日子你说这些干嘛呀
Why are you saying that? This should be a joyous day.
爹送你个平安符
I'm giving you a protection charm to keep you safe from harm.
保佑你平平安安
Safe and sound
爹一直对你很严
I've always been strict with you.
知道你心里有气 但爹也没别的办法
I know you're angry about that, but it couldn't be helped.
儿啊 你今后路还很长
Son, you still have a long path ahead.
别在意别人的看法
Don't be concerned with how others see you.
你是谁只有你自己说了才算
You are the only one who controls what you become.
永远不要放弃
Never give up.
今后
A long path?
我还有今后吗？
Do I even have a path?
吒儿你说什么呢？
Nezha, what are you saying?
魔丸 天劫
The demon pill and the heavenly tribulation.
我什么都知道了
I know everything.
你骗我是灵珠 让我在社稷图中修炼
You lied that I was the spirit Pearl and kept me in the painting to train.
其实就是为了把我关起来
But you were really just keeping me locked up until I died,
挨到我死为止
but you were really just keeping me locked up until I died,
好给这些白痴个交代
so you could make those morons feel better
好保全你总兵大人的名誉
and maintain your reputation as a commander!
傻徒儿你发什么病
Foolish disciple, what are you raving on about?
弄得神经兮兮的
You're acting so paranoid.
来来来 宴席开始
Come, let the banquet begin!
随便吃随便喝
Eat and drink your fill!
不敢承认是吧？
You're too scared to admit it, aren't you?
好 看你们装到什么时候
Fine, I'll see how much longer you can pretend.
日月同生 千灵重元
Power of the cosmos, weight of a thousand souls,
- 天地无量乾坤圈 - 哪个教你的咒语
- boundless span of the earth, - Who taught you that spell?
急急如律令
Qiankun hoop, hear my command!
快跑啊
Run!
妖怪 我跟你拼了
Demon, I'll fight you to the death!
吒儿 你疯啦？
Nezha, have you lost your mind?
入魔了没有意识
He has turned demonic, he isn't himself!
要乾坤圈才能让他恢复
Only the qiankun hoop can bring him back to his senses!
快找
Hurry, find it!
- Quick, find it! - Go, search!
白…白费力气
Don't waste your time.
乾…乾坤圈我收了
I have the qiankun hoop.
只有天劫能摧…摧毁魔丸
Only the heavenly tribulation can destroy the demon pill.
等哪吒杀了太乙和父母
Once nezha has killed taiyi and his parents,
你就下去拖住他 拖到天劫降临
you'll stall him until the heavenly tribulation comes.
百姓自会奉你为救…救世主
The people will call you the savior of the world.
从此你就可以光…光明正大建功立业
From that point on, you will have every right to forge ahead.
太乙和李靖夫妇 未免太无辜
Taiyi, li jing, and lady yin are innocent.
而且 若不取掉乾坤圈
If the qiankun hoop hadn't been removed,
哪吒也并非十恶不赦
nezha might not have turned completely evil.
你管他是善是恶
What do you care if he's good or evil?
天雷来了他都是个死
He'll die anyway when the heavenly lightning strikes.
太…太乙和李靖夫妇不死
If taiyi, li jing, and lady yin don't die,
我又怎么跟天尊圆谎
how will I sell the lie to the supreme lord?
在元始天尊的弟子中
Of all of the supreme lord's disciples,
我可算是最勤勉的了
I have worked the hardest.
百年来我刻苦修炼
I have trained diligently for a hundred years,
不曾有一丝懈怠
never letting up in the least.
但从未得到师尊重用
But my master has never valued me.
你…你可知是为何？
You must know why.
弟子不知
I don't.
就因为我是豹子精修炼成人
Because I was a leopard spirit that gained a human form,
是师门中唯一的异类
so I'm the only odd one out among my master's disciples!
跟你一样我也是妖族
Like you, I am also a demon.
人心中的成见是一座大山
Humans have enough prejudice to build a mountain.
任你怎么努力都休想搬动
One that remains immovable no matter how hard you try.
一生中能改变命运的机会可不多呀
There aren't many chances in life to change one's fate.
师父 哪吒救过我一命
Master, nezha once saved my life.
虽然我救不了他
I might not be able to save him,
但还请准我救了他父母师长
but please let me save his parents and master
还了这个情
to repay my debt to him.
好
All right!
那你去…
Go on, then!
去…
If...
去了就别回来了
If you go, don't come back!
别怪我没警告…告过你
Don't say I didn't warn you.
你身份一旦暴露
If your identity is revealed,
那时死的可就不止四个人了
then more than four people will die.
人…人呢？
Where did he go?
糟了
Curses!
吒儿 他是你爹啊
That's your father, nezha!
好帅啊
He's so cool.
外…外面好热闹啊
It sure sounds fun out there.
还不能出去吗？
Can we go out yet?
慌…慌啥 等信号
Settle down. Wait for the signal.
快用乾坤圈
Use the qiankun hoop!
日月同生 千灵重元
Power of the cosmos, weight of a thousand souls,
天地无量乾坤圈 急急如律令
boundless span of the earth, qiankun hoop, obey my command!
收
Hold!
吒儿
Nezhal
吒儿
nezhal
儿啊 你怎么样啦？
son, how do you feel?
吒儿
Nezhal
道友留步
Please wait.
多谢道友出手相助
Thank you for helping us.
敢问尊姓大名
May I have your name, friend?
区区姓名 不足挂齿
My name isn't worthy enough to grace your lips.
李某人还得敬您一杯 以表谢意
Still, I must make a toast to you to express my gratitude.
在下有要事在身 不便多留
I still have an important task. I can't linger.
抱歉 我帮您擦擦
I'm sorry, let me brush that off for you.
不必
No need.
龙族
A dragon!
不是早被天庭镇压在东海海底吗？
Aren't they imprisoned at the bottom of the eastern sea?
怎么又出来了
How did he get out?
刚见到你我就发觉气息很熟悉
As soon as I saw you, I felt a familiar aura.
看到你额头的印记我就更确定了
Seeing that Mark on your forehead, I am even more certain.
灵珠印记
The spirit Pearl's sigil!
原来是龙族偷了灵珠
So it was the dragons who stole the spirit Pearl!
跑得了和尚跑不了庙
You can run, but you can't hide!
我要禀明天尊 上报天庭
I'll report to the supreme lord and the heavenly court
揭露龙族的罪行
and expose the crimes of the dragons!
妖就是妖 狗改不了吃屎
Demons are demons. They can't change their nature.
原来是龙族为非作歹
So the dragons were the thieves.
当初天庭就不该给它们留活路
The heavenly court shouldn't have let them live.
你看这事儿闹得
Look at this mess.
师弟
Shen gongbao!
本来吧 死四个人就解决的问题
Originally, this would've ended with four people dying.
这下可好
Now look.
全知道了
Everybody knows now.
在场的一个都活…活不了
Nobody here can be left alive.
这事和你也有关
You're involved in this too?
事到如今我也不瞒你了
I'm not going to lie to you anymore.
灵珠 我拿的
I stole the spirit Pearl!
敖丙 我徒弟
Ao bing is my disciple!
你…你疯了
Have you gone mad?
你就不怕天尊责罚
Aren't you afraid the supreme lord will punish you?
有什么好怕的
What is there to be afraid of?
你们死光了不就没人告…告状了吗？
If you're all dead, there will be no one to tell him.
徒儿 事到如今
Ao bing, now that things have come to this,
如之奈何
nothing more can be done.
龙族的存亡 就在你一念之间
The survival of the dragons depends on the decision you make.
儿啊 灵珠是龙族等待千年的机会
Son. Our kind has waited a millennium for a chance like the spirit Pearl.
Our clan's future depends on you.
他要干什么
What is he trying to do?
他想把陈塘关活埋了
He's going to bury all of chentang pass!
陈塘关已经过了许久了
Much time has passed in chentang pass.
我们还是早点回去
We should hurry back
看能不能再为孩子做点什么吧
and see if there's anything we can do for the child.
怎么刚来没多久又要走啊？
Why are you leaving so soon?
- 多陪哥聊聊天啊 - 现在没空理你
- Stay and chat with me! - I don't have time for you.
天劫咒解是解不了
The heavenly curse can't be broken,
但有其他方法呀
but there are other ways.
可以用移花接木之法
A transplant spell, for example.
他一朵云懂个屁 他只会吹牛
He's just a cloud. What does he know? He's just making things up.
拜师时间我早你几百年
I was our master's student centuries before you,
算你师兄了
so I'm your senior!
你不懂的我都懂
I understand everything you don't.
偏要让你瞧瞧我的本事
I'll show you what I'm capable of.
小云云
Little cloud, you damn...
这两张叫换命符
These are fate-swapping talismans.
找个愿意为中咒之人牺牲的血亲
Find a relative willing to sacrifice their life for the cursed one.
天劫时一张放在中咒人身上
When the heavenly tribulation occurs, stick a talisman on the cursed one
一张放在血亲身上
and the other on the relative.
天雷就会移到血亲身上
The heavenly lightning will change course to the relative instead.
李大人你这是干什么
What are you doing, commander li?
我已决定用我一命换哪吒一命
I've decided to swap my life for nezha's.
还请仙长替我保密
Please keep this secret for me, master immortal.
别让夫人知晓此事
Don't let my wife know about this.
大人啊 你救得了哪吒一时救不了一世
My lord, you can save him this time, but you can't protect him forever.
魔丸将来为祸人间
The demon pill will bring disaster to humankind,
天尊出关后一样不会放过他
and once the supreme lord returns, he won't spare nezha.
魔丸是啥玩意儿
What is the demon pill?
我会用剩下的两年时间将哪吒引入正道
I will use the remaining two years to guide nezha onto the right path,
让他被世人认可
so that the world accepts him.
不可以不可以
No, I won't allow it.
仙长如若不允
If you won't allow it,
天劫时我便与哪吒同生死共进退
then I shall die with nezha when the lightning strikes.
这…这怎么行嘛
How can I let that happen?
哪吒是你什么人啊？
Who is nezha to you?
他是我儿
He is my son.
住手
Stop!
- 好厉害的宝甲 - 攻他头部
- What strong armor! - Aim for the head!
敖丙
Ao bing?
别跟他废话
Don't waste your breath with him!
申公公 你怎么也在这儿
What are you doing here, shen gonggong?
是申公豹
It's shen gongbao!
是申公豹盗了灵珠
It was shen gongbao who stole the spirit Pearl
投胎到了敖丙身上
and put it in ao bing.
他想把陈塘关都活埋了
He wants to bury chentang pass!
住手
Stop!
你力量被乾坤圈锁了大半
Your power is being reduced by the qiankun hoop.
你打不过我的
You can't defeat me.
少废话 有我在你就别想捣乱
Enough talk! You're not doing anything while I'm around!
别逼我
Don't make me!
打不到 打不到
You can't hit me!
好 让你无处可逃
Fine, I'll make it so that you have nowhere to hide!
逆…逆徒快住手
Stop, ao bing!
弟子该死
I'm sorry, master!
哪吒
Nezhal
啥衣服 火尖枪都捅不破
What are you wearing? Even my fire-tipped spear can't Pierce it!
变身术
Transformation technique?
来抓我呀 来呀
Come get me! Come on!
魔头 我与你势不两立
Demon, only one of us can live!
师弟你不要太过分
Don't cross the line, shen gongbao!
我是你师兄才让着你的
I'm going easy on you because I'm your senior.
你哪点比我强
Damn fatty, you're not more powerful than me.
我才是十二金仙的最佳人选
I am the best candidate to be one of the 12 golden immortals!
好哇
Unbelievable.
师父连山河社稷图都给了你
Master even gave you mountains and rivers
你还不快快束手就擒
why don't you surrender?
法宝虽好 还要看谁用
Your artifact may be powerful, but it depends on who is using it!
看招
Take this!
别跑
Don't you run!
逮到你了
I got you!
逆…逆徒我是你师父
Brat, I am your master!
闭嘴 知不知道什么叫细节决定成败
Shut up! Don't you know that the devil is in the details?
徒弟 我来助你
I'm coming to your aid, ao bing!
让你再捅
That'll teach you!
徒儿好身手
Well done, ao bing!
师父过誉了
You're too kind, master.
这是给你的奖励
That's your reward!
师父
Master!
没费功夫
My hard work has paid off!
不好
No!
你到底是谁
Who are you?
我…我是你师父
I am your master!
师父 我是哪吒
Master, it's me, nezha!
是你啊 我们快出去
It's you! Let's get out of here.
只有那支笔才出得去
Only that brush can get us out of here.
抢
Get it!
徒儿 取笔
Ao bing, get the brush!
徒儿 我来助你取笔
Nezha, I'll help you get the brush!
看你肚里还有多少储备
We'll see how much you have left.
我的弹药可是取…取之不尽
I have an endless supply of ammunition.
我还剩一点点
I still have a bit left.
看我的
Watch this!
你会不会画啊傻徒儿
Don't you know how to draw, fool?
你试试用脚画有多难
You try drawing with your feet!
- 吒儿 - 吒儿
- Nezha! - Nezhal
日月同生 千灵重元
Power of the cosmos, weight of a thousand souls,
天地无量乾坤圈 急急如律令
boundless span of the earth, qiankun hoop, obey my command!
不能全开 会失去意识
I mustn't release my full power or I'll lose awareness.
别挣扎了
Stop struggling.
你生来就是魔丸
You were born from the demon pill.
这是命中注定
This is your fate!
去你个鸟命
Screw you!
我命由我不由天
I am the master of my fate!
是魔是仙
I'm the one who decides
我自己说了才算
whether I'm an immortal or a demon!
为何不刺
Why didn't you stab me?
我说过
I told you.
你是我唯一的朋友
You are my only friend.
看来我的时间到了
Looks like my time is up.
你走吧
You should leave.
你就不怕我以后
Aren't you worried I'll...
你到底是不是灵珠
Are you the spirit Pearl or not?
我一个魔丸都活得比你像个人样
I'm more of a man than you are and I'm the demon pill.
你敢再怂些吗？
Could you be any more of a wuss?
我是妖族
I am a demon.
出生那一刻命就定了
My fate was sealed the moment I was born.
放屁
Bullshit!
别人的看法都是狗屁
Other people's opinions are bullshit!
你是谁只有你自己说了才算
You are the only one who controls what you become.
这是爹教我的道理
That's what my father taught me!
若命运不公 就和它斗争到底
If you don't like your fate, fight it until the bitter end.
吒儿
Nezhal
吒儿 你干嘛
- you... - What are you doing, nezha?
我自己的命自己扛
I will bear my own fate.
不连累别人
I won't burden anyone else.
不 吒儿 不要
No! Nezha, stop!
也没啥大不了的
It's no big deal.
三年短是短了点
Three years might not be a long time,
不过我也玩得挺开心的
but I had a lot of fun.
唯一遗憾的
My only regret
是还没和您踢过毽子
is that I never got to kick the shuttlecock with you.
今天是我生辰宴 都不准哭哦
Today is my birthday, so nobody is allowed to cry!
又丢人了
How embarrassing.
爹 娘
Father, mother.
谢谢你们
Thank you.
吒儿
- Nezha! - Nezhal
吒儿
nezhal
吒儿
- nezha! - Nezhal
你找死啊
Do you want to die?
敖丙你疯啦？
You're mad, ao bing!
万龙甲
Dragon scale armor!
白痴 全完了
Idiot, everything is ruined.
师兄 我们来日方长
I'll see you around, taiyi!
白白搭上一条命 你傻不傻
You're sacrificing yourself for no reason. You're a fool!
不傻 谁和你做朋友
Only a fool would be your friend!
混元珠有吞噬天地灵气的能力
The chaos Pearl has the ability to absorb energy.
没想到灵珠和魔丸合体之后有如此功效
The spirit Pearl and demon pill combined can do the same!
吞不下啦 身体快炸啦
I can't absorb any more! I'm about to explode!
吞不下
If it's too much,
就还给它
then send it back!
好
Right!
顶不住啦
I can't hold on!
吒儿 吒儿
Nezhal
他们居然能扛到现在
I can't believe they're still holding on.
不晓得加上我
If I jump in,
顶不顶得住
I wonder if they'll survive.
开
Open!
吒儿
Nezhal
- 怎么会这样 - 哈我还没死
- How did this happen? - I didn't die!
错 你们都死了
Wrong! You're both dead!
七色宝莲保不住你们的肉身
The prismatic lotus couldn't save your mortal bodies,
不过好歹保住了魂魄
but it kept your souls intact.
可怜我才是三花聚顶都被天雷削掉了
Unfortunately, the lightning shaved away my immortal development,
损了我几百年的道行
costing me centuries of cultivation!
臭小子
You little devil,
吓死老娘了
you scared me half to death!
如果你问我人能否改变自己的命运
If you asked me if a person can change their fate...
嗯 我也不知道
Well, I don't know.
但我知道
But I do know
不认命
that it is nezha's fate
就是哪吒的命
to defy his.
A jiaozi film
还…还不能出去吗？
Are we still not allowed to go out yet?
还没收到信号
We haven't heard the signal yet!
信…信号是什么呀？
What is the signal?
对啊
Right.
信号是啥来着？
What is the signal?
Don't leave! There are post-credit scenes!
我儿敖丙
My son, ao bing!
龙族千年等待的机会
The dragons have waited a millennium for this chance!
我要让陈塘关血债血偿
Chentang pass will pay in blood!
再吼大声点
Come on, louder!
你再吼大声点说不定把仇人都吼死了
Maybe you can kill your enemies with the sound of your voice.
出不了这天牢 你摆个啥威风
What's the use of acting all tough when you can't even leave this prison?
有兴趣做个交易吗？
Would you like to make a deal,
大哥
my brother?
Don't you dare leave! There are more post-credit scenes!
姜子牙
Jiang ziya.
你可知罪
Do you know your sins?
Jiang ziya
2020, the war to seal the gods away